C on Men and Fight Club

January 5, 2012

C: Riley doesn’t want to be my boyfriend anymore.

Me: There are plenty of fish in the sea.  You tell him that.

C: What does that mean?

Me: That like lots of fish, there are lots of boys.

(After school):

C: I tell Riley there are so many fish in the sea.

R: There are so many BOOTY BUTT in the sea.

Me: Um… okay.  Always more booty, I guess.

C: Boys have a penis.  There are so many penises in the sea.

Me: Don’t say that at school.

(Later, a propos of nothing, based on something we discussed like two weeks ago):

C: Mommy, I’m going to talk about Fight Club.

Me: No, first rule of Fight Club is we DON’T talk about Fight Club.

C: I’m gonna talk about Fight Club with Trey at school.  Rachel!  Come here and let’s talk about Fight Club!

R: No, we DON’T talk about Fight Club.

Me: That’s my girl.

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